Sex For Breakfast?

Lmfao.

Leave my baby drake alone.

My sister cussed this asian lady out at little ceasars because she wouldn’t give us the marinara sauce that went with the bread sticks.

She was like “I’m not eating no dry ass bread so bitch give me my sauce”

Lmfao.

My sister don’t give a fuck.

Best believe we got the sauce though.

When you ready, come and get it.

I look yung.

Slob on my knob.

Like corn on the cob.

Keep your dick wetter than the bottom of a cruise ship.

My twin said she seen Obama today.

But he was in a car.

With tinted windows.

Since when were you able to see through tinted windows?

Guise.

I graduate on JUNE 4.

*tearing up*

It’s gonna be the best day of my life.

some random guy named romeo garcia just sent me a dick picture asking “you like?”

Nigga I don’t know you.

You need jezzzus.

My niece walking around the kitchen whispering pussy wipe juice.

Lmfao.

Da fuq is wrong with her?